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those who spell woman with a "y" - womyn. Do you really think that changing the vowel will fundamentally alter our current patriarchal society? seriously? it just makes you look like a bad speller.

those who yell at the minimum wage employees at blockbuster or the gas station or wherever because there are long lines. How is this helping? The 17yr old who lives with his mom and is trying to save up for a Wii does not care. Yelling makes you look like a stupid ass who does not understand the basic power structure of a corporation. AND acting like a 4 yr. old who's not getting his way is a great way to behave in front of your kids. come. on. people.

those who take it as a personal affront when I will not f*ck them. Wow, when you use that indignant and manipulative voice, it's super sexy. mmmhmmm. oh, and you bought me a cocktail which CLEARLY entitles you to my vajayjay!!... being a douchebag makes me want you! let's go baby!

anyone who goes the speed limit in the left hand lane. I DO NOT need a freeway hall monitor, thank you very much. Go faster or get the out of my way, you douchebag. As a fully formed adult, if I want to speed and take the risk of getting a ticket, I'm allowed to do that. Go away.

religious people. This does NOT mean spiritual, good or holy people. I'm talking about people who worship their church, their organized religion or the leaders of said religion/church to the detriment of society, themselves and the innocents they affect. Morality is not borne of doctrine but of soul and of God.

oh, and stupid people. No explanation necessary.